An underwear safe? We’ve got that. From the wacky to the weird, this list of bizarre travel gifts is guaranteed to make you chortle and perhaps even laugh out loud. Here is an updated list of the most bizarre travel gifts we could scrounge up. Happy pranking.
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Before we get to the Bizarre Travel Gifts, be sure to check out ALL of our Christmas Gift Guides
Did you know we’ve several gift guides for travelers? Yup. If you can’t find a gift for the person who travels you aren’t trying. Here’s a quick summary before you dive into travel-inspired gifts:
Bizarre Travel Gifts
Need an underwear safe complete with skid marks? Check. How about a pillow named after an ostrich? Yep. Below is a list of some of the most bizarre travel gifts we found and we hope you enjoy them. Happy Shopping Travelers.
Inflatable Travel Pillow (check price)
If you are into looking like a complete goober while traveling then this is the travel pillow for you.
Of course, there’s also the fan-favorite and super bizarre Ostrich-Head pillow too which is just as bizarre!
TSA Approved Fanny Pack – because everyone looks good in a fanny pack, right?
Especially a bright yellow one that is asking the TSA to give you some extra love at the checkpoint.
The Microclimate Air for maximum COVID protection…I can’t even
It’s like a space helmet. Wow. Just wow. Currently only available from Micoclimate directly, but you could go this sorta-alternative option from Amazon. Expects some stank eye from TSA though.
We actually did see one of this in the wild one. Swear to god. Guess the airport? SFO. True story.
How to Shit Around the World: The Art of Staying Clean and Healthy While Traveling (check price)
Now you can know how to go where you go!
CREATE-A-SPACE Portable Airplane Seat Divide (check price)
Eliminate hip and elbow contact in your airplane seat in the most dick-ish way possible. Good luck when the Air Marshall has to intervene. Because another travel freakout is what we all need, right? Said no one ever.
The Knee Defender – airplane seat recliner stopper (check price)
This is nuts. If you are 100% interested in getting into a good ole fashioned fight with the passenger in front of you then buy this bizarre travel gift that prohibits the person in front of you from reclining their seat. Yep, the Knee Defender could be a little problematic.
Fuck Off Sleep Mask (check price)
Message sent and received. We will leave you alone while you sleep on the plane, sir.
goTenna – Text & GPS on Your Phone, no Service Required (check price)
I am confused. You can text on your phone to the network when you don’t have access to a network. Hmmm…..
Public Toilet Survival Kit (check price)
Aka how to survive a gas station bathroom when traveling. This weird travel gift will get a big laugh when they open it on Christmas morning.
Emergency Travel Undies (check price)
You literally always have to have a pair of emergency underwear, duh!
The Underwear Safe (check price)
Speaking of underwear, the underwear safe is perhaps the most ingenious and bizarre travel gift on our list. It comes complete with brown stains and all.
Happy Holidays to all of you and happy shopping. There’s still time to get your loved ones a gift in time for Christmas and if you are a little twisted in the head, get them something off our bizarre travel gift list.
Good luck and be sure to film them opening it!
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